Deixa'm explicar una de divertida :) ahir la nit vam tenir la versió porca Sancho Panza. Lo molt fdp! Era un gordo sebòs que feia el camí amb una bici tota destartalada. Quina nit va regalar, no només roncava, sinò que feia tots els sorolls del món: pets amb impuls, badalls interminables, tos continuada, parlava dormint, es sonava el nas, mocs, carcassos ... Lo molt fdp! Era un repertori de mala conducta. A més feia una pinta de brut ensenyant la panxota amb una samarreta petita tota plena de medalles. Lo fdp! Tothom explicava alguna guarrada del porc aquest. Al costat tenia una mare i una filla d'once anys que les pobretes s'ho van passar fatal. M'han dit que fins i tot va plorar per la nit. Quan vaig marxar a les 8.30 encara dormien. Però saps què és el millor? Doncs que els taps que estic usant son genials, no me'n vaig enterar de res! Tot m'ho han explicat. No sé si donar les gràcies o lamenar-me per perdre'm el show :) Al menys, el porc va mrxar aviat i va tenir la delicadessa de fer cafè abns :)
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Let me explain a funny one :) Yesterday we got the dirty versio. Of Sancho Panza. Motherfuc... It was a dirty fatso who was doing the way with a shaby bike. What a night he gave! Not only he snored, that's nowadays mormal, he did all sort of noises one can do: all kind of mad farts, endless yawning, continuos coughing, sleep talking, nose blowing, spitting... What a sonufabitch! He had a repertoir of nad manners. Moreover, he looked so dirty, showing his panza with a short tight tshirt full of stains like he was deep frying fish and chips all day. Everyone had something disgusting to explain about him. And beside him there were a mum and a 11 years old girl, someone said she was crying at night. When I left at 8.30 they were still sleeping, no wonder. But you know what's the best? That the earplugs I'm using are awesome and I did not hear a single thing! I've been told everything. I don't know if I should be thankful or sorry I missed the show :) At least, before the pig left he prepared a freshly made coffee :)
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